Humor: Me Taking Some Credit Cause I Took All The Blame

Enough of my misery time to make myself laugh,
Like a pyro horny with his matches and gas,
Or a kid jumping in a puddle…Spash!,
A soothing ointment for an itchy rash,
Or a pothead smoking some really good hash,
Better than the best of the drug dealers stash.
Or how about a sumo wrestler Jump and JIGGLE,
Or self depressed chumps with themselves they fiddle,
ha! Im the Riddler and here is a riddle.
A puppet Master cutting his puppets strings,
A bird its first time sprouting its wings,
The world moving from Google to Bing,
A monotone fool grows a lung to sing,
A string player redesigning 6 strings,
Or the fake,the plastic wearing prosthetic rings,
Allergic and you still get a bee sting,
Your turn in show-and-tell what did you bring?
A monkey holding terd and now he will fling,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Julie Andrews, No! The sound of music Yes!,
Or the feelings from pink and blue press,
I caused my high school so much stress,
are you staring at every chicks breasts,
But with all this no incest!
Say fuck Christ but love the blessed,
Guessing every answer on your final test,
Letting some humor out of my chest!
You have a mouse problem,
I’ll leave food for that pest.
Your mothers family portrait, I draw a dick and some breast,
If your father calls your house I’ll say you moved out west,
Then motorboat a chick with no chest,
Its bombs not bullets for her bulletproof vest,
Its saying Fuck to some and Cunt to the rest.
I am sorry to vent my disgusting brain
But due to my past my presents insane,
Every once in a while I share the stain,
That comes from a mind Acid cut w cocaine,
And my countless other flights on a jet plane,
But I laugh cause its a lion and his maine,
Shows im not on the tracks I ride the train
Its still seeing beauty like a lake and a craine
a little construction with a wrecking ball crane
Its expression till my brain is drained,
Me taking some credit cause I took all the blame.